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Name: Zyphirah
Country: United Kingdom
Metro: Edinburgh
Birthday: 8/27/1987
Gender: Female
Interests: Life.
Expertise: Swing dancing, instrumentations, dying my hair, getting myself into awkward situations and going "uhhhh...", harrassing the mortals around me...
Occupation: Other
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  swinginkoolkat
Yahoo:  swingin_koolkat
Member Since:
1/11/2006
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| So yeah... I kinda lose at the whole big, huge, exciting breakthrough back into the xanga world. Sorry about that folks. Not actually having the interweb in a convenient way has hindered said great comeback.
Brian and I are still married for those of you who were making bets. Four months strong, and still goin!
It's hot out, and we don't have air conditioning in our humble abode. I found out last night that cooking over a stove and no air conditioning equals disaster.
I got electrocuted on said stove. I brushed my leg against my leg against the oven and I literally felt an electric current go through me and out of my hand holding the frying pan. I was too freaked out to think it was cool. My hand felt all tingly like an appendage after you lose all the feeling and the blood has to rush back. It was bizarre. Didn't hurt or anything like that, just was bizarre.
I'm caving in to reality and getting a job. I just had an interview with a local credit union as a teller. I get to be around money. Other people's money no less. Arrr...
Oh yeah, I quit Wal-Mart the day we got home from our honeymoon. Hence the new job venture. I don't miss it, but they miss me and my donut superiority.
Encore is in full swing and everyone should come and audition for the part of Verne aka Awesomeness.
Arr...
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| Hello Citizens of the Planet Mars!
It's been a long long time since I've updated, I almost don't know where to begin. I'll give you the children's storybook version because it would amuse me greatly.
Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there was a young lass. The young lass had a dragon named Brian, and they lived happily ever after in their tiny kingdom of Wal-mart and Starbucks.
Translation: Brian and I got married, I'm (unfortunately) working at Wally world and him at starbucks. That's been our life the past year. And shows. There were theatre shows and friends to be had. THAT'S been our life the past year.
For those of you who envy the glamorous world of Wal-mart, hearken my words. I have a boss that's only about 3 years older than I and about as mature as a baby koala monkey hybrid. He's proven himself incompetent time and time again. But, since he's best buds with the higher ups, he keeps his job of torturing the insignificants such as myself. So the moral of the story, brown nose your way to the top, that's how you'll become a happy Wal-mart employee.
I actually had a couple dreams about him recently... In the first one he was invisible so he could spy on us in the bakery (which is where I work in case you didn't figure that out...), but he was tremendously clumsy and kept bumping into us and saying "excuse me". Well, we all got freaked out by bumping into nothing and the disembodied voice, so we all came to the conclusion that the bakery was in fact haunted.
Well, once Duh figured that out (That's our boss's nickname given to him by the people who know him best.), he made himself visible again and apologized for freaking us all out. Then his boss came in and fired him because this had apparently happened before, and Duh was warned never to go invisible again, or dire consequences would ensue.
The other dream Duh could only speak Swedish. He would tell us stuff we needed to do, but we responded with a, "Sorry, Alejandro Joaquin, you're only speaking Swedish, we can't understand you."
This is getting outta control!!! I need cheese...
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